.Tuesday, February 17, 2009 ' 6:22 AM Y
& your love is all i ever wanted
This post some may seems wierd as it is translated from Chinese, which meant differently, especially for aquarius. however, the rest seems rather reasonable. i'll post the chinese version found which makes more sense, below the english version.Aries March 21-April 19Mummy usually reminds little
aries:" when you wear skirts, do
not go for swings, or boys would
see your underpants." one day, lilttle
aries came home and told mummy:"
today i won a competition between
me and ah ming." mummy got angry
and said:" didn't i tell you not to swing
when your in skirt?" Little aries said
proudly to her mum:" i'm clever! i took
off my underpants and he can't see it"
--------brave and always straight to
the point, daring to do.
Taurus April 20-May 20 A seller selling watermelon shouted:"
Come and eat these watermelons, won't
be charging if they're not sweet!" Hungry
and thirsty little taurus, told the seller:"
thats great, give me 1 watermelon that is
not sweet"
--------Housekeeper, inappropriate yet
cares for the whole of himself
Gemini May 21-June 21
Mummy called little gemini to get out of
bed:"Hurry get up! the rooster had been
calling for ages!"little gemini said:" the
rooster calling has no business to do with
me! i'm not the hen!"
--------strong self-consciousness, had a
mind of his own
Cancer June 22-July 22 On the bus, little cancer said:" Tonight i
want to sleep with mummy" Mummy
asked:"when you are older and get
married? you still want sleep with
mummy?" little cancer reply: "yupp"
mummy ask again:" what about your wife?"
little cancer thought about it for half a day
before replying:" easy! let her sleep with
daddy!"
--------mother complex and reluctant to
leave
Leo July 23-August 22
little leo went to attend his granny's birthday
party.when it came to time to eat the buns,
little leo asked:" why are we eating something
that seems likethe butt?" everyone's expression
changed. Little leo opened up the bun and
inside, was the fillings of dark beans, and said:"
granny, Look! there's shit inside as well"
everyone fainted on the spot.
--------the proud leo, only cared for the feelings
of oneself and didnot bother about other people's
insight
Virgo August 23-September 22 little virgo is very curious about the belly button,
went up to ask daddy. daddy briefly explained
the concept of how the belly button and the foetus
together with the mummy's body, saying:" the
baby leaves the mother's body, the doctor cuts
the umbilical cord, tying a knot, forming the belly
button. little virgo the ask:"why didn't the doctor
tie a butterfly knot?"
--------full of curiousity and to pursue perfect and
flawless
Libra September 23-October 22 daddy tell little libra:" you need not go to school today.
your mum just gave birth to two younger brothers for
you yesterday. you tell your teacher and it will be ok."
instead, little libra replied:" daddy, i only asked for one.
i'll save the other one for next week when i do not feel
like going to school"
--------clever, measuring the advantages and
disadvantages
Scorpio October 23 - November 21 littl scorpio had just woken up, and was beaten by the
mosquito. he quickly got up and chased the mosquito
out of the room, however, the mosquito could not be
chased out. with no choice, little scorpio pointed at the
mosquito and said:"Fine! you don't get out, I shall!"
little scorpio slammed the door hard behind him and
said delightedly:" hmm.. starve you to death!"
--------don't understand, not folowing normal
procedure
Sagittarius November 22-December 21little sagittarius asked:" daddy, why do you have so
many white hairs?" daddy relied: " thats because you're
naughty!" little sagittarius asked again:" then why did
granpa had all his hair white?"
--------Loved to think
Capricorn December 22-January 19 little capricorn followed mummy out one day when it
started raining halfway. mummy pulled little capricorn's
hand hand said:" its raining, hurry run to the nearest
shelter, which is ahead" little capricorn asked slowly:" the
streets ahead are not raining?"
--------understands reality and lazy to change
Aquarius January 20-February 18 little aquarius asked mummy:" why are the olden days
people called " ancestors"?"and why the deceased granny
is not called "fresh milk"?"
--------Different from others, their thoughts are very
different from others
Pisces February 19-March 20daddy told a story to little pisces, about how daddy often
went on starvation. after listening, little pisces's eyes were
filled with tears and sympathetically asked:" daddy, u came
to our house because you had no proper meals?"
--------filled with compassion regard;ess of any situation
Chinese version 华文版百羊座妈妈经常叮嘱羊羊:"穿裙子时不可以荡秋千, 不然会被小男生看待内裤." 有一天, 羊羊高兴地对妈妈 说:" 今天我和小明比赛荡秋千,我赢了!"妈妈生气地说:"不是告诉过,穿裙子时不可要荡秋千?"羊羊骄傲地说:" 可是我好聪明啊! 我把内裤脱掉,他就看不到了!"--------勇敢直率,敢作敢为金牛座卖瓜小贩:"快来吃西瓜,不甜不要钱!"
饥渴的牛牛:"哇!太好了,老板,来个不甜的!"
--------持家, 想出轨又顾全自己
双子座妈妈叫双双起床:" 快点起来!公鸡都叫了好几遍了!"双双说:"公鸡叫和我有什么关系?我又不是母鸡!"--------自我意识强烈,自行思维巨蟹座巴士上,蟹蟹说:" 今晚我要跟妈妈睡!"妈妈问:" 你将来结婚; 也和妈妈睡啊?"蟹蟹不加思索:"嗯!"妈妈又问:"那你太太怎么办?"蟹蟹想了半天,说:"好办, 让她跟爸爸睡!"--------恋母情结,依恋狮子座狮狮去参加奶奶的寿宴.到了吃寿包的时候,狮狮问:"我们为什么要吃像屁股的寿包?"众人脸色大变. 狮狮拨开寿包,看看里面的豆沙,说:" 奶奶,快看,里面还有大便!"众人晕倒.--------以自我感受, 不怕旁人眼光和骄傲处女座处处对肚脐很好奇.问爸爸. 爸爸把肚脐连着胎儿与母体的道理,简单地讲了以一下: "婴儿离开母体后, 医生把脐带剪断,并打了一个结,就成了肚脐."处处问:"医生为什么不打个蝴蝶结?"--------好奇心强又追求完美will continue.. :D
